“We’ve got a business problem”

Business is the problem say Concerned citizens

NZ Herald: Monday January 28th 2008

The charging of a businessman for the murder of a fifteen year old boy today has prompted new calls from citizen groups to crack down on an out of control business community.

Sensible Sentencing Trust spokesperson Garth McVicar today described the attack as just another example of how Labour’s treatment of business has failed good honest hardworking New Zealanders.

“I blame the economic liberals,” says McVicar, “if this tired, corrupt, out of touch, nanny-state, arrogant, pig-fucking Government wasn’t so lenient with these feral undomesticated business-types we wouldn’t see this sort of behaviour.”

Mr McVicar says the hands-off attitude adopted by Labour would only see good, honest-as- the-day-is-long, hardworking, mainstream, ordinary, hardworking New Zelanders suffer more.

“The international statistics show we are the third best country to do business in in the world, that less than one percent of RMA applications are stopped and to top it all off this corrupt, tired, corrupt, out of touch, nanny-state, arrogant, pig-fucking, corrupt Government has just cut business taxes. With this sort of soft, liberal, nazi, nanny, PC, PC, PC behaviour it’s no wonder businessmen think they’re above the law.”

Oh Good Lord for the Sake of Our Lovely Little Sweet Wonderful Children Trust spokesperson Christine Rankin agrees. “Look, lets not beat around the PC bush here, we don’t have a crime problem. We have a business problem and I’m not afraid to say that because I just want what’s best for our lovely, sweet, delicious children. I really do. And this business problem is getting to be almost as bad as our hori problem.”

The Herald decided not to contact anyone from the business community and despite a message being left on Mike Moore’s answer machine Labour was unavailable for comment.

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15 Responses to ““We’ve got a business problem””

  1. aucklandboy Says:

    Hopefully paint vandals will think twice before defacing peoples property.
    Good ridnace to the peice of shit, won’t vandalise again.

    Why are christains being labelled extremists now, should we bow to the more moderete religion, Islam, Allah ak Ba and convert immediately.

  2. robinsod Says:

    Y’see? Even when I try I just can’t parody these stupid cunts better than they do themselves.

  3. Legio X Says:

    Language, Sod, Language

  4. outofbed Says:

    Bad language ? yes
    Apt word ? Yes

  5. barnsleybill Says:

    Nice parody post rob. This case is an interesting one, an over reaction on the face of it. If he had just broken his tagging arm and kicked his teeth in, I would suggest no jury in NZ would convict. Stabbed to death may be a bit harder to beat, perhaps Denny Crane could get him off, but I doubt it. It will be interesting to hear all the actual facts about what happened when i come down to metropolis next week and catch up with mates in the media.

  6. robinsod Says:

    Y’see what I mean? Y’see???

  7. barnsleybill Says:

    Uhh, i get it I do. My extra comment was to try and engage in a conversation about this case. many people have sympathy with a bit of rough justice being handed out, it will be interesting to see which way public opinion falls on this one.

  8. the bean Says:

    why has he only been labeled as a tagger in the media? that is a crime the boy has not been convicted of. you may as well label the businessman a ‘murderer’.

    there has been no mention of the boy’s other traits or interests. he hasn’t been called a ’student’ or ‘good-looking’ or ‘out going’ by any media outlets. just a ‘tagger’. was he too brown to be anything else?

    i am absolutely disgusted that this is being considered less of a heinous crime because the boy was supposedly tagging when aged fifteen he was allegedly stabbed through the chest by a fifty year old man. shame on people that think violence is a legitimate way to assert property rights. a fence is worth more than a young boy now?

  9. simeonb Says:

    “Quite frankly I think if you have something big and bold to say you should have the courage to identify yourself.” illuminatedtiger January 29, 2008 at 3:05 am

    Robinsod could you please let me know who illuminatedtiger. Why does illuminatedtiger not have the courage to identify who it is behind the name??

  10. rogernome Says:

    You forgot to slip in “Dykocracy” there Sod. Bill will feel excluded. BTW, you sure you didn’t just cut and paste that from kiwiblog? Sure I’ve seen it before.

    Kind of reminded of the kind of people that would take in, whole heartedly, the message of this really bad bad bad 80s action movie called “cobra” i saw not so long ago. It stars Sly Stallone of course.

    Stupid Political Context:

    As with the Death Wish series, Cobra is nothing more than the Right’s answer to liberal judges and excessive gun control. Only if cops are given free reign (no Miranda with these tough guys) will we ever hope to put a dent in the rising crime rate. Sly even has a monologue (appropriately monosyllabic and monotone) where he talks about how he throws the criminals in jail and the judges let ‘em out. And because those at the top have no desire to fight crime, terrorist groups are allowed to organize, take hostages, kill decent men and women everywhere, and turn our country into a wasteland. How all of this was supposed to occur with Herr Reagan at the helm and a Third Reich-style Justice Department is beyond me, but I’m guessing it has to do with the fact that bearded, pot-smoking liberals have all the power and tough-on-crime hard-liners are forced to cower in fear in their back rooms and forest retreats.

    http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/773/back/80/page/cobra.html

  11. simeonb Says:

    Once again the Newzblog is not up to date with the news. I understand that John Key gave a speech today? whats your reaction??

    http://www.nzdebate.blogspot.com is up to date.

  12. robinsod Says:

    I think you’ll find we were so fast we reacted even before Key made his speech. Days before in fact. If you pay careful attention to the lies made in Key’s bullet points about the economy you’ll realise that my post “pig fucking” was actually an arch critique of his attempts to label Labour with a series of lies about the economy and that this post we are now commenting on (put up more than 12 hours before his speech!) correctly predicted and satirized his absurd tough on crime dog-whistling . Unbelievable but true : Robinsod is so fast he can critique the future. Oh and I wouldn’t bother with the answer you’re going to write to this comment because it really is as silly as your last…

  13. the sprout Says:

    if rankin really cared she’d stop wearing those earrings.

  14. Christchurch Councillor Says Vigilante Killings OK « KiwiBlogBlog Says:

    [...] about the killing of a 16 year-old, who was tagging, by a 50-year old businessman, Corbett said “If I was on the jury, I would let him get away with it, but that is just [...]

  15. aucklandboy Says:

    The tagger was a useless peice of shit probably, and you know what we do with shit, pull the flush chain. One less rotten apple to populate the prison system with.

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